THE BEST SONG EVER (NOT REALLY)

EVERYONE EVER BORN MUST WATCH THIS!!! IT'S LIKE WOW!!

http://www.mediatakeout.com/23089/now_this_song_is_just__wrong.html

MORRIS & QUAYE

It Doesn't Matter Because Soon Enough We Will Be There While They Are Here

Yes you were by yourself but I rang you and if the friggin reception would give way then we would have been chatting for a long while but oh well. Anyway if you feel that about your mother what emotion should I feel towards mine. THE LAST BLODDY DAY. Even Mulan (Rae Rae) is older than me-- MULAN).

It does not matter because when all these early birds are 80 we shall be 79(God willing) and up in the clubs with our zimmer frames while they will be in chairs in their nursing homes. So haha to them.

---MULAN can you believe it.

Auntie M

I'm Here While They Are There

Get it?
No didn't think so....Well I'll tell you then. I was born on a VERY hot day. The sun was shinning and the weather was sweet. My mum had been in labor for over 24hours and so my time had finally arrived ("at last" - says my mum (and my Dad i'm sure)) I was born by cesarian section and was anounced "born-ed" at 9.08am on friday the 27th of April 1990...and to cut the long story short THAT is why I am here now (in Danielle's halls room - alone) instead of being in THE CLUB with the rest - because that makes me 17 with 2 weeks or so to go until my 18th. NOT GOOD ENOUGH MUM...SORRY BUT IT'S JUST NOT GOOD ENOUGH.FULLSTOP.

Morris

The Front Desk Is Alive With the Sound of Maria

OMG....
SO....I'm at school for a catch up lesson during the holiday and a few hours after it's finished and the majority of people have gone home i'm still there with Catherine, Daniel and Liridona "um"-ing and "ar"-ing over the possibility of going to Yo Sushi for a late-ish lunch. I get talking to (Front Desk) Maria about music...the old classics..mostly Italian ones such as Con Te Partiro and Ave Maria (Maria! Ha Ha) , how we think Andrea Bocelli is wicked and finally I end up playing them for her on my iPod. So she's listening ..... listening .... listening .... AND THEN .... she's singing! BUT not just any-old singing! She is properly singing like she should be the bloody ar"tiste" on the track. MARIA IS AN OPERA STAR!....and to think she couldn't even hear herself 'cos she had headphones in!

Moral of the story : Maria can sing!

Didn't make it to Yo Sushi btw.

Morris

AWWW

My dad run out sunflower seeds once. Im sure he will know what Morris is speaking about

Auntie M

the end...

I have oficially run out of sunflower seeds....
dedicated fans will know exactly what I'm speaking about...

Morris

Songs as Graphs

This is actually really funny! Some bright spark has created these pie charts and graphs to illustrate the lyrics of well known songs in a very amusing manner!! Well anyway...it made me laugh!

Morris

Amy Makes Excuses | but It's a Great Song!

Yeh I know it's probaly not a true represention of her life but its interesting all the same...

AMY WINEHOUSE
I Heard Love Is Blind

I couldn't resist him
His eyes were like yours
His hair was exactly the shade of brown
He's just not as tall, but I couldn't tell
It was dark and I was lying down

You are everything – he means nothing to me
I can't even remember his name
Why're you so upset?
Baby, you weren't there and I was thinking of you when I came

What do you expect?
You left me here alone; I drank so much and needed to touch
Don't overreact – I pretended he was you
You wouldn't want me to be lonely

How can I put it so you understand?
I didn't let him hold my hand
But he looked like you; I guess he looked like you
No he wasn't you
But you can still trust me, this ain't infidelity
It's not cheating; you were on my mind

Yes he looked like you
But I heard love is blind…

Morris

Sunflower Seeds

OOOO my daddy eats suflower seeds or was it pumPkin seeds. oh well its some seed he eats.

Auntie M

Sunflower Seeds Taste Aight

Sunflower seeds taste good you know. In your salad obviously or plain, or raosted, or covered in olive oil and balsamic vinegar (GOOD!) I'm telling you this because i'm sitting here now just snacking on them..so good. Try them! Obvioulsy not for the first time...(I'm not trying to be patronising) but try them as a snack and with olive oil (extra virgin) and balsamic vinegar...mmmm i could go on but it will only be waffle so good night!

Morris

L.G and her radiant self

I present to you L.G...one of the twins...
I noticed this picture just now (even though it was taken back last summer!) and couldn't stop thinking how nice it was...It really is what's the word...RADIANT...and I took it!

Morris

April Fools | Morris' Version

The bit were Auntie M says how she realised that the Estelle thing was not true, she forgot to mention that I text her at this point aswell to tell her that it must be an April fools! Duh! LOL...

Morris

April Fools - Click the title to listen

Morning-- Damn it. Time goes by so quick when you are having fun. In this case i was sleeping. So my radio alarm wakes me up with Choice Fm on full blast. So its whatever. you know the usual, they give the news play some songs and do some competitions all while I'm in the bathroom getting the sleep out of my eyes wishing the day ends even though it hasn't even begun. So i come back from the bathroom to dress and i hear Martin and Lucy (radio presenters) talking about how Estelle could do that and how she is so wrong for doing that. I wanted to know what she did so i kept on listening because it sounded interesting. They played a recording of Estelle just outright cussing Lucy and I was totally Gobsmacked. i thought it was going to be short but it was long so I rang Morris (which he later told me that I woke him up. He should have been awake a long time ago) to tell him to switch his radio on to listen but he got the end of the recording.

On my way to the bus stop, I was listening to them on my phone's radio and texting Morris at the same time about the goings on of Estelle on Lucy. I was also thinking to myself how could Estelle say such harsh things because I loving her new song 'American Boy' as well. As soon as that thought came it was shamed by Martin and Lucy who said
"APRIL FOOLS".
About 2 minutes later Morris txts me to tell me it was an April fools prank. I text him back saying yh I know

After that and Morris and I were thinking of how to get N Ealy. It never happened. Damn it we should have got Ms. Kelly

Auntie M

Airbrushed Or What!? | Mariah Carey

Yeh 'cos that is how you look naturally Mariah....!! NOT
It makes you realise how deceiving all these promo shots can be!

Morris

You’lll NEVER guess who Amy's new friend is...

Look at this!! It's Aisleyne of B.B fame...I like Aisleyne you know! I voted for her to win!...and I have to say I quite like this friendship combo...it's quirky but i like it! Lets hope they don't have too much in common (DRUG ADDICTION) cos' I know Aisleyne has never been into that (before now anyway!)

Morris

Gwan Michelle

Well look at that....Michelle is making a comeback! Check out her new song We Break The Dawn on her Myspace profile...(the second one!)

www.myspace.com/michellewilliams

Morris

Mariah Hangs Up On Radio 1!

CLICK THE TITLE TO HEAR THE INTERVIEW

If Mariah Carey wants to shake off that diva reputation, she’s going the wrong way about it – she hung up during an interview with Radio 1’s Reggie Yates after he misquoted her album sales figures. After a typically odd interview, in which Mazza Cazza occasionally put on a Britney-esque English accent, the call cut off when Reggie said she’d sold 80 million albums worldwide (she’s actually sold more than double that). Have a listen and tell us what you think – did she actually hang up, or was she just having phone trouble? Hmm…

Morris

Prefect Update...

..OOOOO I take it back!
Thanks to Ceyda, Lidia, and Tommy for all "dutying" without being asked! Much appreciated!

Morris

Lunch Arrives...

...but prefects are nowhere to be seen...EVEN SO; I couldn't possibly comment on the matter. Wouldn't want to offend!

Morris

New Song | Beyonce

Beautiful Nightmare | Which title sounds all too much like Beautiful Liar is Beyonce's new and leaked song...I would be telling you all about how Kelly Rowland is susposedly pissed off at its leak around the time she releases a new single...but on the computer I'm using; EVERYTHING SEEMS TO BE BLOCKED!

Morris

My Coursework Needs To Be Done...

...but yet I am updating you random people with useless information!
"Life, Oh life, ohh life" says Des'ree. Des'ree; I must concur!
Quaye is now at my side "Hey Ya'll!" is all she can muster. She is courseworking across the room...

Morris

Last Night | Pictionary

Went to Morris' (Im going to refer to him as Yard from now on) house on Sunday and had lots of fun. I needed it because I recieved some bad news on Friday night. We had a lot of fun but nothing can compare to when we started playing pictionary. You would think a bunch of 18 and 17 year olds would be too grown and cool to play games like that. Believe me when I say you are never too grown or cool for anything. We laughed a lot but the icing on the cake was when everyone thought our friend N Ealy was about to say the answer and said something completly different. For those who do not know how to play pictionary type it in google to find out because im too lazy to explain. So back to N Ealy's mistake. On her team were The two Miss G's: E.G and L.G (They are twins you know). E.G was drawing and the word was 'LATE'. So the timer begins and E.G starts drawing (I think she drew a bunch of stick men and one behind). L.G and N Ealy are shouting out possible answers. The moment when N Ealy sounds like shes about to say the right answer she goes and ruins it by saying something else. Let me tell you my eyes were wide, it was as if time it self froze for a whole jilly second. Instead of saying LATE she says, and I quote "He is behind....and that means he is SLOW". I laughed so hard I think my ribs hurt. Everyone else was laughing so don't think im a horrible person. Okay maybe sometimes I get a little rude but im toatally a good person. Can someone say 'ANGEL'

Now you would think "whats wrong with that alot of people would have said slow". I am sure alot of people would have said slow but it was all in the way she said it. She said it with so much sincerity it was kinda sad that she didn't get it. But that thought was gone as quickly as it came and I was laughing at her again.

She looked as if she said the right answer but my dear you were so wrong. Her team did fail in that round so the next team had their turn. All in all her team won and she wont let me and Yard hear the end of Triplet Power. It just makes us love her more....
Auntie M

Heko mx | Morris

Heko mx | Quaye

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